AYE AYE CAPTAIN

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

starfleetgrad:

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

DO YOU

hstuyles:

Jay’s wedding-20.7.14


25/06/2014

25/06/2014

@Luke5SOS Wore normal pants for the first time ever yesterday and the comfort was undeniable.

paynal:

racist jokes about zayn

  • werent funny
  • arent funny
  • will never be funny

(x)

bangingthepaynosaurus asked: Long way home <3

omgirwiin:

url: good | okay | niiice | omfg yes | pERF

icon: good | okay | niiice | omfg yes | pERF

posts: 10/10

sidebargood | okay | niiice | omfg yes | pERF

theme: good | okay | niiice | omfg yes | pERF

following: no sorry, but ily | now i do | always | to infinity and beyond

ship: hemmings | hood | irwin | clifford

so I ship you with calum bc idk you just see like you’d be super cute together, and like, you’d be that kind of couple that likes to stay in watching  movies & eating food all day & you’d steal cal’s jacket bc it’s war and smells like hi but he wouldn’t care he’d just let you keep it aND OMFG I WANT THIS

*i’ll do these for the next hour or so, as they come*

Tysm babe!

ablissfuladventure:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

this is just too cute!!

ablissfuladventure:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

this is just too cute!!

geekgirlpenpals:

THIS

netflixgod:

Me as a dog

netflixgod:

Me as a dog

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

feminarchy:

I think what keeps me hooked on One Direction is that they always seem like they’re in on this 1 massive secret and all i know is that i definitely wanna stick around long enough to find out what it is

BangingThePaynosaurus
AYE AYE CAPTAIN

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

starfleetgrad:

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

DO YOU

hstuyles:

Jay’s wedding-20.7.14


25/06/2014

25/06/2014

@Luke5SOS Wore normal pants for the first time ever yesterday and the comfort was undeniable.

paynal:

racist jokes about zayn

  • werent funny
  • arent funny
  • will never be funny

(x)

bangingthepaynosaurus asked: Long way home <3

omgirwiin:

url: good | okay | niiice | omfg yes | pERF

icon: good | okay | niiice | omfg yes | pERF

posts: 10/10

sidebargood | okay | niiice | omfg yes | pERF

theme: good | okay | niiice | omfg yes | pERF

following: no sorry, but ily | now i do | always | to infinity and beyond

ship: hemmings | hood | irwin | clifford

so I ship you with calum bc idk you just see like you’d be super cute together, and like, you’d be that kind of couple that likes to stay in watching  movies & eating food all day & you’d steal cal’s jacket bc it’s war and smells like hi but he wouldn’t care he’d just let you keep it aND OMFG I WANT THIS

*i’ll do these for the next hour or so, as they come*

Tysm babe!

ablissfuladventure:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

this is just too cute!!

ablissfuladventure:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

this is just too cute!!

geekgirlpenpals:

THIS

netflixgod:

Me as a dog

netflixgod:

Me as a dog

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

feminarchy:

I think what keeps me hooked on One Direction is that they always seem like they’re in on this 1 massive secret and all i know is that i definitely wanna stick around long enough to find out what it is